The weather was awesome today. Mostly sunny with a high of 73. Class was good too, I passed the test we had today. Now for the good stuff. I went into work today to find out that 1 person was a no call/no show, and 2 others called in. So it was just Anna and me. Well some lazy fat **** decided he was gonna come in a act like he owned the place. Just because he knows the store manager he thinks he can get **** for wholesale price. I put a stop to that **** quickly, so he was already pissed at me. He decides to buy a rear-tine tiller and he decided to bring his ugly-ass daughter and wife in with him. Well, he told me that Chad had put one in the back for him and that I needed to get it for him. I went back there and to no surprise, there was no tiller back there. I told him that I would get one off the side walk that was already put together and I wouldn`t charge him the $25 assembly fee. As we walk out the door, here comes his hog-headed wife. She comes up behind me and starts yelling at me saying that she don`t want that one because it`s been outside and that she wants a new one in the box. I told her that we had just put these out today and that they hadn`t been outside two hours. I unhooked one on the end and she started again, she wants the one in the other end. So I have to take the security cables through 7 different tillers and untie it from the one on the opposite end, then run it back through the other 6. When I started pushing it through the parking lot to his truck, he says I hope you`ve got some ramps to push that thing in there. Now I wouldn`t mind this if he was an older guy, or if I had more people working with me, but he was in his mid 30`s and worked for and overhead door company, plus it was just me and Anna, who is only about 5`1". As I was walking in the store to get the forklift, I told Anna about what was going on, and how they are the sorriest bunch of ingrates that don`t deserve the air they breathe. To my surprise his fat ******* daughter was following me and was right behind me when I said it. So she goes outside running her mouth to her dad and he decides he`s gonna be a badass and come in there and try and start an argument with me. Everyone in the store got quiet when he came in yelling what did you say about me and my wife. I told him it was none of his goddamn business what I said, and that he needs to get his ass back outside before he regrets it. He puffs his chest out, while he has the dicky-do disease, it really doesn`t do him any good, and tells me that he`s calling my manager. I told him to call him and that he was wasting his breath. He still calls him. I say **** it and leave his fat ass out there to do it his self and I go back to stocking my feed racks. About 15 minutes later Chad walks in. He tells me that it`s already been taken care of and for me to just act like it never happened when he comes back in. I knew he wouldn`t do anything because I`m the only one that works as many hours as the ASM. Needless to say, it`s been an eventful day.